BEWARE: Hipster Twats in Nannas clothing..

Let us all have a standing ovation for the men folk that pay exorbitant amounts to have a more often than not well below par hipster cut wanked over with “shears” and on occasions, a scissor glove that some hair cutter named Rocco found in the far flung corner of the 2010 Sydney hair expo. Outrageous! Outrageous indeed! For quiet some time I have noticed a large number of the male population have been brainwashed by these pied pipers of “barbers” and what might you ask may be so tempting to all these men.. Beer!! That’s right, a FREE fucken 330ml beer! Why don’t you just save yourself the wankery and cry out “Please mr Hipster man that appears to resemble Fagin from Oliver! please treat me like I’m a try hard nerd in year 8 and not worthy to set foot in your manly hair emporium! I so enjoy awkward random questions posed by vacuous pretenders with tatts and beards and clothing that appears to have surfaced from the steerage class of the long since sunken Titanic. I want to be unique and individual, just like you mr hipster! I want it all and I’ll pay thru my bleeding buggered arsehole gleefully, because, I’ll get a “free” sherbet thrown in for my trouble!” No!!!!! Beware boys, Do not fall foul of A.D.B (Attention Deficit Beero) Do not be fooled into turning into a dreaded hipster, you must see through their ominous black magic and revoke the skin tight button down sleeveless shits and the suspenders, take back the beard and the moustache and declare “I will not be misguided by a twat in grannys clothing, not even for an Asahi!”

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